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Foxhole Atheist



Are you looking for a derogatory reason to support your weak arguments? Do you need to put others down in order to feel better about yourself? Then please keep telling yourself that there is “no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.”

Let’s review your bullet-proof logic:

  • Atheists claim they don’t believe in god
  • But as we all know, any atheist will turn to god if they are under enough stress
  • Thus, every atheist secretly believes in god
  • I can use this rationale to support MY belief in god! Sweet!

Let’s just ignore the fact  that there are MORE atheists in the armed forces than there are in the rest of the population, or even that one of the world’s most prominent names in atheism, Christopher Hitchens, found himself in a dangerous foxhole more than once.

Yes, let’s ignore facts and instead try desperately to support our belief that atheists don’t actually believe what they claim to. Because otherwise, well gosh, we might have to respect them.

Note: 4XL and 5XL are printed on Gildan 2000 shirts and colors may vary slightly from what is pictured due to availability. The Bright Blue is actually a lighter sapphire blue in these 2 sizes.

Also note: In order to continue offering Military Green this specific color is printed on Anvil 980 shirts instead of our typical Next Level or Bella Canvas.


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