No, honey, don't give him money. He'll just use it on booze.

Fabric Color: White blend

• “It’s fun, its comfortable, and it makes you think.” – Brainulo, sentient computer
• “I hope this doesn’t catch on – it could really hurt business” – Jeff Cardboard, head of Cardboard Industries International
• “This shirt has shut down all of our organizations, and all of that money can now go to the needy and hungry.” – All religions, cults, and scam artists